Jokes of Very Limited Appeal, Part II

From rec.games.roguelike.nethack:

Eat what? a - the +3 blessed rustproof Magicbane
You stuff yourself and then vomit voluminously. --more--
Your intestinal flora are cancelled! --more--
You are starving to death even though your stomach is full! --more--
You die ...

"Your intestinal flora are cancelled!" That kills me. It really does.

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