Starting a New Blog in 10 Easy Steps

  1. Sign up for things. Put up some kind of placeholder page. Maybe install WordPress or something.
  2. Procrastinate by not doing anything else with it, preferably for several months.
  3. Procrastinate by tinkering with themes and layouts. Consider learning PHP because everything that everyone else has ever made is terrible. Realise that learning requires effort; settle for whatever abomination you have mangled the layout into so far.
  4. Procrastinate by compiling an exhaustive "Links" or "Blogroll" list. Be sure to leave out several essentials so that people have something to get upset about.
  5. Procrastinate by reading the entire internet two or three times.
  6. Think about what this "blog" should be "about". This stage of procrastination can be extended indefinitely.
  7. Settle on a well-defined yet broad topic, for instance: "Things that I think are awesome and/or interesting and/or to do with me and stuff that I have done".
  8. Procrastinate by thinking about all the abandoned projects that can now be resurrected and then abandoned all over again in this brand-new, exciting space.
  9. Think about writing something to post. Realise that paragraphs are kind of long.
  10. Write a numbered list. Post it.

6 Responses to “Starting a New Blog in 10 Easy Steps”

  1. Lolcats says:

    Woh. I am the first to comment on insomnius' new blog.

    I'm gonna go down in history and stuff! Oh well, see you at your wedding!

    -Ranorith

  2. melbournian says:

    Nice site!

    I'm currently stuck on a few of those with my own site.

    PS LiveJournal is evil.

  3. Gear says:

    I suppose I should post here just to say I was there.

    Step 5 is not easy :| This list is misnamed.

  4. insomnius says:

    @Lolcats Wow, lolcats commenting on my insignificant little blog. I am honoured.

    @melbournian Thanks! Your site doesn't even load for me at the moment. Boo. Well, I recommend the bulletted or numbered list as a good way to actually get things happening :)

    @Gear The only reason it's not easy is because of Ryan Adams. The internet would be quite manageable if it weren't for him.

  5. iTim says:

    I don't get it.

    Still, I subscribe using Mail in Leopard. Steve Jobs is gonna have my babies. You may adopt one.

    I feel random.

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